About us

Craig "The Crusher" Burgess

Project Manager

Craig knows two people called Dave. He has read two books written by a bloke called Dave. He has been served at a supermarket 52 times by a man who has a brother called Dave. Dave was the name of his second chinchilla. He claims to have read about somebody called Dave 146 times in the paper, but we don�t believe him.

He also likes stroking small furry kittens.

Craig "The Sledgehammer" Allington

Developer

Craig A knows someone in Manchester called Dave, also known as �Dangerous Dave�. His brother�s friend is called Dayv, but this is a faux Dave and doesn't really count. Anyone called Dave is conspicuously absent from Craig's phone book. There was a film released numerous years ago called �Dave�.

Craig has never seen it.

Mirhad "The Chicken Mangler" Kalabic

Designer

Mirhad is known as tall, dark and handsome, even though he's not that tall, dark or very handsome. He knows one tall Dave and one short Dave. Mirhad claims to have once had a dream where he was called Craig, although what relevance that has to Dave we'll never know.